So be it. Twice.
Welcome to Vague Chaos. We have several cows for sale, and will gladly offer one to you, if you promise to give it a good home. That means that you have to feed it a lot, and water it even more. You can milk it if you like, but I can't guarantee that it will be too happy. Especially since cows don't actually have milk. They're reptiles, and thus don't give birth the way mammals do. And since they don't give birth like mammals, cows don't give milk like mammals. Why would you even want to drink cow milk if it existed!?!? It would probably taste better than shark milk, so I guess I'll let you live for now. Which reminds me, just how DO sharks give birth!? I've always wanted to know that . . . I mean, aren't sharks nothing but cartilage and muscle or something? What kind of animal are they? Are they fish? They have gills, but I'm pretty sure most fish have bones . . . Well anyway, enjoy our site, and contact me about our premium cows! Take care!
